HIPSTER RUNOFF is not a part of the Corrupt Indie Machine, and does not have the resources to handle a full time tech dept, CTO, helpdesk, or web guru. This means that HIPSTERRUNOFF.com can sometimes be 'hella slow', but it doesn't rlly matter because we do it for the Passion of the Buzz.
'The server' has been 'effing bombarded' with SPAM bots, drastically reducing overall performance and page load time. Due to a series of faulty, inefficient SPAM filters, the commenting experience on HIPSTER RUNOFF has suffered. It seemed as though for a time, HIPSTER RUNOFF became a place 4 ppl who wanted 2 buy UGG boots or something. There are still more things we r trying 2 do 2 'fix'/improve 'the server,' but we were unprepared for the MASSIVE BUZZ that HIPSTER RUNOFF would receive during the #Lana_Del_rey_Buzz_Monsoon.
HIPSTER RUNOFF has introduced a new CUSTOM #state_of_the_art commenting system. I'm not sure how it works, but apparently u can 'login' with FB/twitter/google/openID, but more importantly, every1 can still leave anonymous, trolling comments. We believe that the Brononymous commenters are some of the most valuable community members.
Hopefully this can also lead to an 80% increase in random ppl who are leave a cmmnt that says, 'This site is terrible. I hope the writer of this blog post is not serious. This is the most hateful piece of garbage that I have evr read in my entire life.
Thank you to HIPSTER RUNOFF premium users like Ryan Schreibro, Altyosha Karamazzie, Broganic Chemist, Brosuf Gordon Levitt, Brobraham Lincoln, Ayn Brand, Derrick Brose, and JakeFogelnest for keeping HRO premium comment buzz alive during the Commenting Dark Ages. Sorry 2 those fallen commenting bros who I have forgotten.
Who are yalls fave commenters on HIPSTER RUNOFF of all time?
Can HIPSTER RUNOFF #revive its authentic commenting community?
Do there need 2 be 'more changes' 2 HIPSTER RUNOFF?
Is HIPSTER RUNOFF The worst designed, worst functioning site on the internet?
Does n e 1 know if Carles even still writes HIPSTER RUNOFF?
Plz leave a comment 2 begin this new, authentic era!
